How does Moses
make his tea ? Hebrews it.
Venison for
dinner again ? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was
found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a
banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French
pancakes give me the crepes.
England has no
kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch
some fog, but I mist.
They told me I
had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my
iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about
German sausages are the wurst.
I know a guy
who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any
time.
I stayed up all
night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on
me.
This girl said
she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met
herbivore.
When chemists
die, apparently they barium.
I'm reading a
book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a
theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on
words.
I didn't like my
beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear
about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her
pupils ?
When you get a
bladder infection you know urine trouble.
Broken pencils
are pretty much pointless.
What do you call
a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of
the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets
in New York 's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the
police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a
bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a
rip off !
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