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YOUR HUMOUR FOR TODAY.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment." Outside an Exhaust Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be delighted." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." And the best one for last............ Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" |
About life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Family, love, romance. Parental responsibility and how we can keep "America The Beautiful." Contact me at ww802666@gmail.com for any reason, or post a comment here. All original material copyrighted.
Monday, June 8, 2015
Signs of Our Times?
Friday, June 5, 2015
Thursday, June 4, 2015
The Electoral College
If you desire to live in a Constitutional America rather than a popular vote democracy you must understand why we have an electoral college. There are organizations in America, and indeed globally, who want you to be convinced that it should be done away with. This five minute video explains why it was devised by the Founders and why it is vital to our freedom and morality.
America is a Republic - not a Democracy. Very simply put as follows.
Republic vs. Democracy
Rule by Law vs. Rule by Majority
Just after the completion and signing of the Constitution, in reply to a woman's inquiry as to the type of government the Founders had created, Benjamin Franklin said, "A Republic, if you can keep it."
Not only have we failed to keep it, most don't even know what
it is.
A Republic is representative government ruled by law (the Constitution). A democracy is direct government ruled by the majority (mob rule). A Republic recognizes the inalienable rights of individuals while democracies are only concerned with group wants or needs (the public good).
A Reality Check
A 5 minute video with a little sage advice.
The speech every college graduate needs to hear.
Parents too!
Monday, June 1, 2015
Weep No More
Our Orangutan Cousins
Here is a 21 second video that needs no words.
There are many endearing videos of these wonderful animals on You Tube.
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